Gosh, do I have a bone to pick with Con freaking Edison. I walked into my apartment last night at 11PM and, truly, SAUNA. My apartment was a sauna. Because what do you mean service is being slowed during this heatwave? Figure it out.

Since joy is cheaper than central air, we’re giving away tickets to Zedd In The Park on Randall’s Island. Win a pair of single-day tickets and sweat because you chose to this time, with a much better soundtrack.

JUST ANNOUNCED

• Some know him as Tobias Fünke, others as Uncle Ian. Either way, David Cross is bringing a very funny show to The Bell House this month. Grab tickets.

• Afrojack is ready to “Take Over Control” of Brooklyn Storehouse this October with his signature high-energy sound. Get tickets today.

• After a 32-year hiatus, Olympia punk duo Heavens to Betsy returns to Bowery Ballroom this October. Tickets dropped today for this rare musical reunion.

• No plans, no grill, no beach, no shame. We’ve got you covered with last-minute 4th of July ideas, from fireworks spots to rooftop hangs to places where someone else will handle the hot dogs.

• Plus other just announced shows from Cab Ellis, Jeff Arcuri, Desert Dwellers, Josh Conway, Baauer, Pi'erre Bourne, and more!

FREE MUSEUM DAYS IN JULY

Feeling sluggish and unable to form a real thought in this heat? We’ve got something to titillate that brain of yours and bring the inspiration back to life. It’s free, it’s fun, and it’s just the right amount of pretentious. Here’s where to hit free museum days in July.

• HISPANIC SOCIETY MUSEUM & LIBRARY: FREE ALWAYS

• MOMA: FREE FRIDAYS

• WATERFRONT MUSEUM: FREE ALWAYS

• MUSEUM OF THE MOVING IMAGE: FREE THURSDAYS

• THE BRONX MUSEUM: FREE ALWAYS

THIS WEEKEND

LOCALS ONLY

• It’s America’s birthday this weekend, but if it’s somehow yours too, milk it. Collect free birthday goodies in NYC, from Liberty Bagels to Starbucks to Maman.

• Unnecessary is now open on Delancey, serving cocktail-inspired ice cream from the team behind Double Chicken Please. Dirty Martini soft serve, anyone?

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