It may be gloomy outside, but in this newsletter? NEVAAAAA. We’ve got things to do, places to be, people to see, and all things NYC. Didn’t mean to rhyme, but I’m not mad at it.

And because this day could use a little less gray and a lot more Shakira, we’re giving away two tickets to her UBS Arena show this month. Enter to win.

JUST ANNOUNCED

• Sadly relatable, funny, and probably cheaper than therapy. Ask A F*ckboy hits The Bell House tomorrow with dating stories from female comics and a panel of male comedians weighing in on the nonsense. Secure a seat now.*

• The queens of holiday cheer are back: BenDeLaCreme & Jinkx Monsoon bring The Jinkx & DeLa Holiday Show to New York City Center on Wednesday, 11/25, and Friday, 11/27. Enter to win or secure tickets tomorrow.*

• Cool off at Revision Lounge this month with The Setup, a speakeasy comedy night with strong drinks, limited seats, and comics from Netflix, HBO, and Comedy Central, including Kate Willett. Use code DONYC2026 for 50% off tickets.*

• Madonna just dropped the news: she’s bringing Club Confessions to Knockdown Center THIS WEEKEND with Stuart Price, Honey Dijon, Fcukers, and more. Stay tuned for ticket details.

• Plus other just announced shows from Of Monsters and Men, Angus & Julia Stone, Jonas Brothers, Chief Keef, Ryman, Ringo Starr, and more!

WHERE TO EAT AT CITI FIELD

Mets fan or not, Citi Field gives everyone a reason to show up hungry. I mean, it’s been rated Best Baseball Stadium Food by USA Today for four years straight now. That’s why our game-day ritual starts with plotting dinner before we even check who’s pitching. Here’s what we’d order every time.

THIS WEEKEND

LOCALS ONLY

• The Granola Bar opened today in Midtown, and I got to stop by for a first look. Can confirm I’m already craving the sweet potato pancakes (I had them less than 24 hours ago).

• The Queens legend is In Da Club. That’s right, 50 Cent returns to NYC for one night only at Pacha this October. Grab tickets now. 

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