Nobody yell at me… I know I'm behind, but I JUST started Abbott Elementary, and it's actually so funny. I've loved Tyler James Williams since his Everybody Hates Chris days, so having five whole seasons to catch up on feels like a real treat.

Speaking of treats, we're hooking one lucky winner up with $100 to Massara, one of Flatiron's seriously good Southern Italian restaurants. Between the handmade pasta and their new lunch menu, I can think of worse ways to spend $100. Enter to win!

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• Metal monsters GWAR are invading Palladium Times Square on Thursday, 12/10, bringing their notoriously messy, blood-soaked stage antics alongside Midnight, Mac Sabbath, and X-Cops. Win your way in!*

• The fantasy football gods answered your prayers. Not with a winning lineup, but with four tickets to RPM's All-Inclusive Football Sundays! Watch the Giants, Jets, and more with unlimited wings, nachos, and drinks. Enter to win.*

• Local club legends Eli Escobar & Justin Strauss are taking over Good Room and Bad Room this NYE for a night of nonstop dancing, champagne, and a midnight balloon drop. Grab tickets before you wish you had.

• Ecuadorian-Swiss guitar duo Hermanos Gutiérrez are bringing their Latin-inspired instrumental sound to Radio City Music Hall this May on their Los Ojos Del Cóndor Tour. Get tickets next Friday.

• Plus other just announced shows from Cloud Nothings, Lucy Dacus, Caskets, Panchiko, Electric Helix, Laya, Cab Ellis, and more!

FRIDAY THE 13TH TATTOO DEALS

Friday the 13th tattoo deals are back next week, with local shops rolling out flash specials from $20 tats in Midtown to $50 designs on the LES. We've rounded up the best spots to score fresh ink for less (in a non-sketchy way), giving you just enough time to pick something you won't regret by Saturday.

THIS WEEKEND

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• Downward dog just got a whole lot cuter. Boris & Horton is hosting Deck the Paws Yoga to kick off December, a festive, pup-friendly class benefiting NYC's Animal Care Centers.

• Bushwick's Yough is giving away free hot coffee every Friday in November for its Fuck ICE Fridays. No purchase necessary, just one free cup per person. Slay.

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