While 97% of the internet is busy trying to prank you today, we figured we’d prove our trustworthiness by doing the exact opposite. No fake announcements or gags. Maybe a joke or two, but the rest is the real deal.

First up: we’ve got two weekday passes to Spa Castle. This five-story escape in Queens has hydrotherapy pools, saunas, lounges, and all the self-care you’ve been putting off. Enter to win.

JUST ANNOUNCED

• Comedy queen Chelsea Handler is back at The Wellmont this August for The High and Mighty Tour. Win your way into a night of blunt, no-filter takes from a seasoned pro.*

• Next Saturday, Seven Lions transforms Brooklyn Storehouse with his ethereal, trance-laced melodic dubstep. Secure your spot for the Asleep in the Garden of Infernal Stars Tour.*

• Stuck in a couch-rotting, doom-scrolling spiral? Let us help you out. We handpicked 100 of April’s best events to get some pep back in your step.

• Our favorite West End Girl, Lily Allen, is headed to MSG for one night only this September. Tickets drop Friday.

• Plus other just announced shows from White Denim, Muse, John Summit, Darkside, Man Man, Questlove, San Holo, Benson Boone, and more!

WIN STUFF WEDNESDAY IS HERE!

Win Stuff Wednesday at its finest. We’re giving away tickets to this month’s The Other Art Fair Brooklyn exclusively on IG. If you already entered here, now’s your chance to double up. Enter on IG, then check out what else you can win.

• $100 TO APERITIVO BY CARTA

• NOW - 5/31 - KEITH HARING EXHIBIT @ THE BRANT FOUNDATION

• 4/9 - MACHINE GIRL @ BROOKLYN PARAMOUNT*

• 4/17 - HELLOWEEN @ PALLADIUM TIMES SQUARE*

• 7/31 & 8/1 - BILLY STRINGS @ BETHEL WOODS

WHENEVER

LOCALS ONLY

• Easter’s this Sunday (but you knew that), and even if you didn’t, NYC’s got plenty going on, from egg hunts to parades to brunches and more.

• TIRTIR is popping up in SoHo this weekend with free samples, tote bags, and even free matcha for early arrivals. Pull up, see what’s new, and leave with goodies. 

WIN (EVEN MORE) STUFF

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